Oh, If Only My Monk Would Want

Oh, If Only My Monk Would Want (French: Ah ! Si mon moine voulait...) is a 1973 Canadian-French sex comedy directed by Claude Pierson. Partly adapted from Marguerite de Navarre's 16th-century story collection Heptaméron, the film takes an anti-clerical tone toward its subject matter.

Jean-Marie Proslier and Gilles Latulippe star as two Roman Catholic monks who settle in a small town in 18th-century New France, claiming to seek a simple religious life. Their true motive, however, is to seduce the town's attractive and lascivious women far from the eyes of the church hierarchy. The ensemble cast also features Catherine Rouvel, Alice Arno, Darry Cowl, Michel Galabru, Roger Carel, Marco Perrin and Paul Préboist. The film was also released under the titles L'Heptaméron, Vertudieu! and Joyeux compères.